the heroine’s been rescued
just in the nick of time
as a long-forgotten child star
scrubs his face of grime
the Wasp Woman has a head
made of papier-mâché
an’ Godzilla has saved Tokyo
its people live another day
the Bride of Frankenstein
is stressin’ over her hairdo
meanwhile Killer Klowns From Outer Space
are busy chasin’ me ‘an you
I pay no mind to those
who think Price & Karloff whack
an’ I make no apologies
for wishin’ I was Karen Black!
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